A spokesmicrowave from Trump Tower’s 12th floor held a press conference today, celebrating House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes’ findings that he saw no evidence that then-President Obama wiretapped Trump Towers to spy on then-presidential candidate Donald Trump.
“Beep, beep, beep,” said the microwave in three equally spaced notes. It said nothing more, then gave a longer, more sustained beep until a reporter opened its door.
A human source close to the microwaves told HuffPost Comedy that “after all the drama, they’d like to take a long, three- to five-minute vacation, depending on their wattage. Maybe get wiped down with a damp paper towel.” -- This feed and its contents are the property of The Huffington Post, and use is subject to our terms. It may be used for personal consumption, but may not be distributed on a website.