BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump Text Convo With GOP About His Health Care Bill

HuffPost Comedy obtained exclusive text conversations between President Donald Trump and the House GOP leaders during the negotiations regarding his seemingly failed health care bill.


Now, one might wonder why the entire House GOP would have a single phone for text messaging, but let’s not dwell on the insignificant details. Here is the transcript!



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BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump Text Convo With GOP About His Health Care Bill

HuffPost Comedy obtained exclusive text conversations between President Donald Trump and the House GOP leaders during the negotiations regarding his seemingly failed health care bill.


Now, one might wonder why the entire House GOP would have a single phone for text messaging, but let’s not dwell on the insignificant details. Here is the transcript!



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The Totally, Very Much Unedited Video Of Trump’s Truck Photo Op

We’ve obtained the completely, totally and 100 percent unedited footage from Donald Trump’s photo op in a semi truck. And it takes an unexpected turn, to say the least.


This completely, totally, 100 percent unedited footage was brought to you by editing mastermind Todd Spence.


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Comedian Nick Swardson Got Matching Tattoos With A Member Of *NSYNC




Sometimes you party with someone so well that you need to solidify that love with matching tattoos. Or better yet, tattoos that complete one another.


On “Conan” this week, comedian Nick Swardson tells host Conan O’Brien that, after he met *NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick on a cruise ship, the pair felt the need to celebrate their bromance with permanent body ink.
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How To Know If You’re Stuck In The Stages Of Grief Over Trump’s Win

It’s been a few months now. Have you moved on to acceptance of a Trump White House? If not, you may be stuck in the stages of grief. But that’s okay, because there’s help.


Andy Cobb and Maribeth Monroe of Hot Shit Machine have been there, and here’s how they got help. Err, kinda.


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How Do You Sleep At Night While Cutting Meals On Wheels? A White House Guide


One would think that if you’re a government official cutting funding to programs like “Meals on Wheels” or school lunch programs ― because they aren’t yielding “results” ― that it might be tough to sleep at night.
Not for White House Budget Director Mick Mulvaney, who believes that “compassion” is not about feeding the hungry, but instead not burdening taxpayers with feeding the hungry.
So, knowing that so many might soon go without desperately needed social services, how does he sleep at night? Here are some tips we think Mulvaney might follow.


Avoid caffeine, alcohol, and eating heavy meals before bedtime.


If you’re going to eat a heavy meal standing in front of a homeless shelter, try to do it earlier in the day.


Stick to a sleep schedule.


Just like Dracula.

 

Create a relaxing bedtime ritual.


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