Bishop Eddie Long Apologizes To Jewish Groups After Video Surfaces Of Him Wrapping Self In Torah, Being Crowned King
It's been a rough couple of years for Bishop Eddie Long. The senior pastor of the New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Georgia spent parts of 2010 and 2011 facing down lawsuits from young men alleging that he coerced them into sexual acts. Long denied the allegations but the church settled the suits out of...
Survey Says… Republicans Have More Orgasms Than Democrats
Man, recently, Conservatives have been getting slammed in the "Studies No One Asked For Performed By Random Entities" category. Heck, just last week we learned that social conservatism was linked with a lowered IQ. Don't worry though, Righties, because there's a new study out in which you came on top! You also came on...
Donald Trump Endorses A…Uh…Genuinely Happy Mitt Romney
Well, it happened. Donald Trump, a man who once (seriously) was the GOP front runner, has endorsed the current front runner, Mitt Romney. Romney was on hand to accept the endorsement and it wasn't...uh...entirely the most uncomfortable thing we've watched all week.
The Susan G. Komen Site Got Hacked Following Defunding Of Planned Parenthood
Earlier this week, Susan G. Komen for the Cure breast cancer foundation succumbed to pressure from pro-life groups and announced that it would stop giving any funding to Planned Parenthood. Unfortunately for them, now that they've appeased the pro-lifers, they have to deal with everyone else as the situation has caused a huge...
Rush Limbaugh Is Upset About Romney Not Caring About ‘The Very Poor’ (But For A Different Reason)
This morning on Starting Point, Mitt Romney seemed to get a bit of his foot in his mouth when he tried to explain that his focus was on the middle class by saying that he is "not concerned about the very poor." Obviously, this has caused a few eyebrows to raise including those on...
Rep. Frederica Wilson And Her Hat Make For An Awesome CNBC Appearance
This morning on Squawk Box, Representatives Connie Mack and Frederica Wilson (R and D of Florida respectively) appeared to discuss their state's primary and the status of the 2012 race as a whole. Mack, a self admitted Mitt Romney supporter, explained why he thought his candidate of choice was the only one able to get...
The Five’s Bob Beckel Refuses To Apologize To Rep. Allen West
Yesterday, things got pretty fiery on The Five thanks to the comments Rep. Allen West made this weekend saying that President Obama and other leaders of the Democratic Party should “get the hell out of the United States of America.” Bob Beckel went off on the comments, saying he'd "never heard anything...
The Trailer For HBO’s Game Change Depicts Sarah Palin ‘On The Verge Of A Complete Mental Breakdown’
Last month, when HBO debuted the teaser trailer for their adaptation of John Heilemann and Mark Halperin's best seller Game Change, it became clear why they chose to cut out about two thirds of the book and only focus on the McCain/Palin half of the campaign. Clearly they decided that they'd rather do a...
Adorable: Kristen Bell Has Adorable Panic Attack When Confronted With An Adorable Sloth (It’s Adorable)
There are a few things you probably don't know about the actress Kristen Bell. First off, she just turned 31 years old (seriously, I thought she was like twenty...nothing). Secondly, she loves sloths. Like really loves them. Like really, really loves them. So much that when her boyfriend, Parenthood's Dax Shepard, arranged to have one...
The Five Explodes Over Allen West’s ‘Get The Hell Out Of The United States’ Comment
On Fox News' The Five, co-host Bob Beckel has a usual batch of ways in which he shows how angry he is about a subject. There's "Muffled Curse Words" Beckel, where he lets the audience know what he really thinks by saying the beginnings (and just that) of all sorts of fun words. And...
Anti-Gay Senator Kicked Out Of Tennessee Restaurant For Being Anti-Gay
Hey, have you guys heard of Stacey Campfield? He's a Senator from Tennessee and a totally fun guy. Previously, he's done fun things like claiming only gays spread AIDS and sponsoring the so-called "Don't Say Gay" Bill which tried to stop schools from even mentioning homosexuality for fear that the very...
