New York Assemblyman Discovers Why You Should Never Imitate Handicapped Constituents
Two nights ago, New York assemblyman Bob Reilly was at a debate and described a meeting he had with a young constituent. As anyone who's ever watched a political debate for more than five seconds knows, this is a great, time-tested strategy. Reilly then explained that the young man had cerebral palsy. Politically speaking, this...
Man Tattoos Own Eyeballs, Ophthalmologist Shockingly Suggests You Shouldn’t Do That
Dilemma: You've tattooed your entire head with a rocking checker pattern but your stupid eyeballs are right there in the middle ruining it by not following the color scheme. What do you do? If you said "Grab a needle and inject colored ink into your own eyeballs," then you're absolutely right! And by "right," I,...
Wisconsin DA “Sexted” Young Woman… While Prosecuting Her Ex-Boyfriend For Abuse
Trying to start a romantic relationship at your place of business can be a bad idea. Trying to start a romantic relationship at your place of business through dirty text messages is probably a bad idea. Trying to start a romantic relationship with dirty text messages sent to a young woman while you are currently...
