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In An Entirely Reasonable Move, Oklahoma Bans Sharia Law

We all know that the Muslims are plotting to conquer America's heartland, one Denny's at a time. Thankfully, they've been dealt a blow after last night's election, when Oklahoma voters approved a ballot measure that will prevent judges from taking Islamic law into consideration while arbitrating a case.

Mom Up? Oklahoma Candidate for Governor Plays ‘Mom Card’ on Childless Opponent

While the gender-based political attack du jour deals with the sowing end of the seed spectrum, maternity has suddenly become fertile ground for at least one candidate. At an Oklahoma gubernatorial debate last week, Rep. Mary Fallin (R-OK) touted her 6-0 childrearing advantage over opponent Jari Askins (D-OK), causing cries of...

GOP Sen. James Inhofe: Supporting DADT Repeal Promotes ‘Open Gay Activity,’ ‘Abortions’

Republican Senator James Inhofe took some time at the Value Voters Summit this week to explain in greater detail his ongoing desire to see Don't Ask Don't Tell upheld. Arguing that "you don't have a constitutional right to serve in the military," he warned that voting for a repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell would...

Sen. Tom Coburn: The Democrats’ ‘Plan Is For [Obamacare] To Fail’

Many Republican legislators have suggested that the recently passed health care reform plan ("Obamacare") is a bad idea that will hurt the nation, but it hadn't yet been articulated that this result was intentional until this soundbite: Republican Senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, explaining the concept of "adverse selection" in insurance buyers, claims that "the...

This Exists? Grandson Alleges That Police Tazed His Grandmother. Twice.

A catch-phrase is re-born?

An 86 year-old Oklahoma woman and her grandson have filed suit against El Reno police, who they say tazed the ailing granny simply because she asked them to leave. According to the complaint, Officer Thomas Duran ordered Lona Varner to be tazed, as grandson Lonnie Tinsley protested, "Don't taze my...