Trevor Noah Mocks Fox News For Slamming ‘The System’ Amid Mueller Probe: I Agree, Black Lives Matter

On Thursday night, Trevor Noah addressed the controversial texts that were sent by top investigations in the Robert Mueller investigation. FBI investigator Peter Strzok was removed from the Russia probe by Mueller after it was discovered he sent anti-Trump texts during the election, calling him a “f**king idiot.” “Wow, an FBI agent was sending text messages in 2016 saying that Trump is an idiot… how did he know?” Noah asked. “What other secrets is the FBI hiding?!?” The Daily Show host said he was “disappointed” in Strzok, not because of his political bias but because he “wasn’t covering his tracks.” He gave pointers how to use “code,” which basically were a bunch of emojis. He read another text from Strzok, which invoked an “insurance policy” if Trump won the election. “Now, I don’t really know what that text means,” Noah admitted, “but it’s provocative and it gets Continue reading "Trevor Noah Mocks Fox News For Slamming ‘The System’ Amid Mueller Probe: I Agree, Black Lives Matter"

Trevor Noah: ‘Do Republicans Actually Care About Sexual Assault?’

On Monday night, Trevor Noah slammed President Trump for supporting “America’s oldest prom king” Roy Moore. The Daily Show host answered a question what many people are still asking themselves, “How could President Trump support a man who was credibly accused of sexual misconduct by so many women?” “It’s simple people,” Noah said. “Birds of a feather molest together.” He then pivoted to the three Trump accusers who went public Monday morning who revived the allegations they made during the 2016 election. “In the wake of the Me Too movement, these women have regrouped and they’re telling their stories again,” Noah continued. Noah played a clip from Jessica Leeds’ appearance on Megyn Kelly Today where she described being groped by Trump decades ago during a flight. “That last story is particularly harrowing,” he reacted. “Not only does she say that Trump sexually assaulted her, but she also had Continue reading "Trevor Noah: ‘Do Republicans Actually Care About Sexual Assault?’"

#DentureDonald Dominates Twitter After The Daily Show Urges Its Viewers ‘Not’ To Tweet It

On Wednesday night, Trevor Noah mocked President Trump‘s denture mishap while he addressed the nation about Jerusalem. “Think about it; fake teeth, fake hair, fake tan, like there’s no part of his body that’s real!” Noah joked. The Daily Show host clarified that there’s “no shame” in having dentures, but “there is shame in Donald Trump wearing dentures” because he’s “vain as hell.” “Can you imagine how he would feel if people started tweeting #DentureDonald?” Noah asked his viewers. He then urged them not to do it because Trump is “so sensitive.” Of course, Twitter ran with it.

Trevor Noah Compares Trump’s FBI Tweets to Colin Kaepernick: They Say He’s ‘Disrespecting The Cops’

On Monday night, Trevor Noah made quite the interesting comparison. The Daily Show host kicked off the show by addressing the charges made against Gen. Michael Flynn. He then tackled President Trump‘s claim that the FBI’s reputations is in “tatters” over its handling of the Clinton email investigation. “I know this sounds crazy, but I feel bad for Donald Trump,” Noah reacted. “Do you understand what he’s saying? He’s saying that he feels like law enforcement doesn’t treat him fairly. You know, that his people [meaning Flynn, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, and George Papadopoulous) are victims of a biased system. And then when he tweets about it, people tell him that that’s not the proper way to complain. You know, they say  he’s ‘disrespecting the cops.’ But he’s not just gonna stand there and take this, people.” Noah then came to a sudden realization. Continue reading "Trevor Noah Compares Trump’s FBI Tweets to Colin Kaepernick: They Say He’s ‘Disrespecting The Cops’"

Trevor Noah Slams Matt Lauer: ‘Soon They’ll Have Enough Guys To Start Their Own Perv News Network’

On Wednesday night, Trevor Noah opened his show, as he said, the same way The Today Show did by addressing Matt Lauer‘s firing. It was announced that NBC severed ties with its longtime anchor after a sexual harassment complaint was submitted on Monday. Meanwhile, The New York Times and Variety had already been working on exposés on Lauer for months. “This whole situation- it’s so sh*tty for women,” Noah said. “Because no matter how or where it happens, you’re losing. Either it’s happening to you or it’s your coworker who’s accused and now it’s your show that’s affected. I mean, you heard Savannah [Guthrie]. They just found out and then they had to report it. No time to process their emotions, nothing. Like the stage manager was just like, ‘Three, two, we fired Matt Lauer, and we’re live!'” The Daily Show host then noted all the Continue reading "Trevor Noah Slams Matt Lauer: ‘Soon They’ll Have Enough Guys To Start Their Own Perv News Network’"

Trevor Noah Hits Elizabeth Warren Over Native American Heritage Claim: She Did ‘Something Problematic’

On Tuesday night, Trevor Noah took on the “Pocahontas” controversy and made a surprising conclusion. The Daily Show host took on President Trump‘s “disrespectful” remarks at the White House ceremony honoring Native American code talkers when he made reference to Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) using his nickname for her. Noah called the feud between Trump and Warren a “tricky one to process” because his nicknames for other people like “Low-Energy” Jeb Bush, “Little” Marco Rubio, and “Lyin'” Ted Cruz are more self-explanatory than “Pocahontas.” “When he says ‘Pocahontas,’ you might be thinking, ‘Trevor, I’m confused. Is Elizabeth Warren Native American?'” Noah asked. “And you see, that’s the question. Because for a long time, she said she was.” He then played numerous news clips that explain that without any proof, Warren claimed to have Native American heritage and that minority status helped her get a Continue reading "Trevor Noah Hits Elizabeth Warren Over Native American Heritage Claim: She Did ‘Something Problematic’"

Trevor Noah Mocks Pantsless John Conyers: He’s Like A ‘Civil Rights Winnie The Pooh’

On Monday night, Trevor Noah took on the “creeps” of Capitol Hill. After addressing President Trump‘s semi-endorsement of GOP Alabama Senate Roy Moore, Noah insisted that Democrats “should be loving this” because it’s like “shooting fish in a barrel,” but with recent allegations made against Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) and Rep. John Conyers (D-MI), Democrats are “in a barrel of their own.” The Daily Show pointed out that Conyers, or as he called him the “black Yosemite Sam,” was making history for 53 years voting for the Voting Rights Act, but ripped him for being accused of having a meeting without his pants on. “It turns out even congressional icons have gone to the School of [Harvey] Weinstein,” Noah said. “And do you know what makes it weirder in this story is he’s not wearing pants but he’s still wearing his shirt. Like Continue reading "Trevor Noah Mocks Pantsless John Conyers: He’s Like A ‘Civil Rights Winnie The Pooh’"